I’m single. I’d rather not be. I’m constantly told by my attached friends that “it’ll happen when you’re not looking”. I don’t believe them but, really, I’ve got no evidence either way.
So, for a year, I’ll test out their not-looking theory. If I prove them right, I’ll have found someone. If I prove them wrong, I can finally shut them up. It’s a win-win for me.
Herein lies the record of my experiment.